Sunday, August 14, 2011

BACKYARD CHRONICLES: MY PEACHES ARE SMALL.

What are these?

They're everywhere!
Peaches have fallen off my peach tree!


Tiny peaches.  Teeny, tiny peaches.
Some of them look like they've been...
eaten.
By someone.
Or something.
Maybe something is afoot with the Attic People.


The world's saddest harvest of teeny-tiny, mysteriously-eaten peaches,
ready for the trash.


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  2. If I were you, I'd call Firework Frankie. I read some of his comments & it appears he could be both the cause of & solution to many of your house woes. E-mail him
    http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/new-column/Content?oid=4162826
    or The Incredible Hulk
    http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/new-column/Content?oid=2700523

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  3. OH MY GOSH. I would love to know what advice either Firework Frankie or Incredible Hulk would have for me. Maybe I'll leave a question in the comments...Hulk not like tiny peaches. Hulk find them CREEPY! But, Hulk feel that it best to let nature take its course.

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